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Man Arrested For Overnight Grocery Store Feast Of Whipped Cream, Steak, Shrimp, And Beer
Consumerist ^ | May 15, 2013 | Laura Northrup

Posted on 05/15/2013 5:38:10 PM PDT by Pan_Yan

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21 posted on 05/15/2013 6:24:52 PM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: bigheadfred

Question from police officer... “How dumb can you be?”
Answer “How dumb do I need to be?”


22 posted on 05/15/2013 6:26:33 PM PDT by glyptol
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To: fieldmarshaldj

i woulda but i was using the third one already


23 posted on 05/15/2013 6:27:15 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: FatherofFive
oh you'll see that again... 8^)
24 posted on 05/15/2013 6:29:32 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: bigheadfred

Y’know, I just noticed that tree she’s on also seems to be sporting wood.


25 posted on 05/15/2013 6:30:00 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Daffynition

He looks like he could be a head chef on “Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares.”


26 posted on 05/15/2013 6:30:12 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

what tree


27 posted on 05/15/2013 6:30:25 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: FatherofFive

"..c'mon she's in our tree"

28 posted on 05/15/2013 6:40:17 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

LOL!


29 posted on 05/15/2013 6:45:23 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: Pan_Yan
depleted the whipped cream cans, then cooked six steaks and some shrimp while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

Ahhh. The good ol' days...

30 posted on 05/15/2013 6:54:25 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it)
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To: Pan_Yan

they didn’t need to arrest him,
with that diet he will probably croak before morning from a broken stomach anyway


31 posted on 05/15/2013 7:08:42 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: Pan_Yan

Obama voter that wasn’t getting enough free stuff?


32 posted on 05/15/2013 7:18:18 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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The future ex-Mrs. twister881taking a break.

8~)


33 posted on 05/15/2013 7:19:56 PM PDT by twister881
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ON the bright side that’s a very successful thread hijack.


34 posted on 05/15/2013 7:21:24 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: bigheadfred

I woulda but I used mine 20 minutes ago.


35 posted on 05/15/2013 7:31:37 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Pan_Yan

I’ll tell you this for free: He wasn’t eating that whipped cream.


36 posted on 05/15/2013 7:45:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Chode

Nitrous oxide is Hippie crack.

Yes, it is a propellant that is inhaled to get high. It is also dangerous and dumb to use.


37 posted on 05/15/2013 8:23:20 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: FatherofFive

It’s raining women!


38 posted on 05/15/2013 8:57:17 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck (#include <std.disclaimers>)
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To: Pan_Yan
They've been playing this movie on cable lately, I wonder if it gave him the idea?:


39 posted on 05/15/2013 9:50:57 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Texas Fossil
well, this guy isn't the brightest crayon in the box...
40 posted on 05/16/2013 4:29:51 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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