[Ditter]

If you cook your bacon in the microwave you can do when you are naked. Ask me how I know. :)

[RobertClark]

If you cook your bacon in the microwave you can do when you are naked. Ask me how I know. :)

I think I'll take your word for it. I'm almost more afraid of the microwave than anything in the kitchen - I cup my hands in front of ... uh hem hem, my waist, when I walk past a microwave in operation. Hey, better safe than sorry!