[RobertClark]

If you cook your bacon in the microwave you can do when you are naked. Ask me how I know. :)

I think I'll take your word for it. I'm almost more afraid of the microwave than anything in the kitchen - I cup my hands in front of ... uh hem hem, my waist, when I walk past a microwave in operation. Hey, better safe than sorry!

[Ditter]

Don't be afraid of a microwave, you can set the time/temp, push the button and leave the room. Come back when the bell sounds! Yea bacon!