Good one. When I lived in Texas many years ago, Aggie jokes were all the rage. My two favorites:
Did you hear about the Aggie who almost one the Indianapolis 500? He lost because he had to stop three times - once for gas and twice for directions.
Did you hear about the Aggie who tried to beat the railroad crossing? He was killed when he hit the 32nd car.
Poor Aggies.
My favorite Aggie joke: what do you call an Aggie three years after graduating?
Boss
Gig’em
You lived in Texas, do you know why they serve cake at an Aggie wedding?
To keep the flies off the bride.
(and I was an Aggie bride) :)
I like short jokes. Do you know what the duck said to the prostitute?
Put it on my bill!
I get the Aggie jokes all the time. What’s the difference between Aggies and cereal? Cereal makes it to the bowl.
Did you hear the library at Texas A&M burned down?
Burned both books. One of ‘em wasn’t even colored in yet.