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" ... a woman called police after she reportedly witnessed two kittens 'having sex' in her front yard."

She must be a very lonely lady. It was just wishful thinking on her part.

1 posted on 04/28/2013 3:51:47 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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Thursday’s police log:

http://www.wisconsinrapidstribune.com/viewart/20130418/WRT01/304180320/Thursday-s-police-log-Caller-reports-graphic-images-painted-cars


2 posted on 04/28/2013 3:52:27 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping.


3 posted on 04/28/2013 3:54:17 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

McDonalds must have had her McNuggets.


4 posted on 04/28/2013 3:54:47 PM PDT by MaxMax
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To: DogByte6RER
" ... a woman called police after she reportedly witnessed two kittens 'having sex' in her front yard."

The Federal Government immediately responded by seizing the Wisconsin woman's bank account, to pay for feline contraceptives.

5 posted on 04/28/2013 3:55:32 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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To: DogByte6RER

Hmmm.... I’ve never seen katz bumpin uglies ...


6 posted on 04/28/2013 3:57:02 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: DogByte6RER

I should have called 911 about the two squirrels doing the nasty in my backyard.


8 posted on 04/28/2013 4:03:09 PM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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To: DogByte6RER

Perhaps. but don’t lonely woman know 911 is for emergencies? Or Perhaps she wanted them handcuffed as she thought they were under age. She should sign up on FR - that will keep her busy and away from her windows.


9 posted on 04/28/2013 4:08:25 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: DogByte6RER

Naughty Kitt-ah sex ping!


10 posted on 04/28/2013 4:10:28 PM PDT by JaguarXKE (Welcome to the new America.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Yup, and this is what happens. A Cat kit.

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11 posted on 04/28/2013 4:11:50 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows

Unbelievable.

PING this one over to Slings And Arrows. :)=^..^=


14 posted on 04/28/2013 4:18:15 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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She must be an idiot. Everyone knows cats do it doggie style.
15 posted on 04/28/2013 4:29:52 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: DogByte6RER

Why not pop some popcorn, grab a cold one and watch the show? Seems a better alternative.


16 posted on 04/28/2013 4:42:54 PM PDT by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Slings and Arrows


18 posted on 04/28/2013 4:48:51 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: DogByte6RER

Cat scratch fever


19 posted on 04/28/2013 4:50:39 PM PDT by Hyman Roth
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25 posted on 04/28/2013 5:08:56 PM PDT by Teacher317 (Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast)
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Sounds to me like she has a little too much time on her hands??????????????????????????


28 posted on 04/28/2013 7:04:24 PM PDT by bandleader
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To: DogByte6RER

Meow chicka meow meow...


30 posted on 04/28/2013 7:08:45 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: DogByte6RER

If a 3rd cat was recording it on a (Obama) cell phone could we call it “Kitty Porn”?


35 posted on 04/28/2013 7:20:41 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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To: DogByte6RER

Cats just wanna have fun. :-)


38 posted on 04/28/2013 8:07:11 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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No doubt, Darks fault......

I keep thinking the woman must have been from AZ.

39 posted on 04/28/2013 8:10:37 PM PDT by Lakeshark (!)
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