Posted on 04/28/2013 8:16:57 AM PDT by Morgana
Back in March, Israel unveiled a new kind of crowd control, affectionately known as Skunk Spray.
The aromatic spray is shot from a water cannon, soaking the target in gut wrenching, putrid smell. But, believe it or not, as smelly as it is, the Skunk is environmentally friendly, non-toxic, and so harmless you can drink it without fear of harm. Except, according to reporters who caught a whiff of it, it kind of immediately makes you wretch.
Theres been a worldwide interest in the new weapon. Freedom through chemistry!
The opposition is fuming: BTselem put out its own video showing Israels armored tanker trucks fitted with water cannons which spray the foul fluid at Palestinian protesters.
You cant please some folks: the IDF units switched from live to rubber bullets and they complained. Now that there are no bullets at all being used theyre still complaining.
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Nope...complained about polluting the holy muslim earth with the ‘sons of pigs and dogs’...
Actually skunks themselves don’t stink.I walked outside one night and motion attracted my eye to a skunk about ten feet away nosing through the grass.Very beautiful little animal ,looked clean,no odor-—and I deemed it best to make a calm retreat so there wouldn’t be any odor released!
It didn’t offend them. It so much reminded them of home that they all returned there.
I watched again and saw it. A dude in a motorized wheelchair. No way he could have ever paid for it, or would have any mosque. Had to been a Jewish or Christian charity.
What was wrong with napalm?
The BEST PART!!!
The embedded reporters with the Pali’s get to share in the skunkworks.
“What was wrong with napalm?”
Napalm? Oh sheese if those evil jooos wanted to do them in they would have hosed them down with plain old soap and water! I can see it now! They would be like the Wicked Witch of the West “I’m melting! I’m Melting!”.
Only the urine.
When I worked in a pet shop this guy came in yelling his dog chased a skunk and it sprayed him. He said the dog then ran in his truck and began rolling around. Hence, not only did the dog stink, so did the guy and his truck. I recommended tomato juice for the dog and the man but told him don’t know what he can do for the truck.
I have smelled skunk at a distance, but up close it is gut wrenching.
Try to douche them with juice from canned Swedish Surstromming!!!
This stuff would be useless against an OWS mob - it would only improve their stench.
Lived for a very short time in Laguna Hills, CA. The “Do-Gooders” fed the feral cats at the Marina. Seems “feral” skunks love cat food. Taking a walk at dusk or dawn was quite a adventure.
LOL
You can’t run from that smell. Even though I didn’t get sprayed I still smelled it on my clothes after he left. People were looking at me like they thought I hadn’t had a bath in years.
Well we can say one thing. We may run them over, but they get the last laugh.
Putrid Palis getting skunked, whining that it is ‘degrading’. Well, perhaps they want to ‘degrade’ from receiving two or three lead pellets delivered at 3000 ft/sec? Stupid Palis, putrid Palis, got charcoal?
Does it taste like chicken?
You thought no one would kvetch?
Now, now: No war crimes, please.
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