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To: nickcarraway

Reminds mo of a joke What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane? MEeeeeeeeeeeeeee


2 posted on 04/25/2013 12:41:01 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: al baby

What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane? MEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Now, my ‘warped’ sardonic sense of humor is amused by this.

Kind of like in one of the later Superman movies where Clark Kent was going crazy because all he could find were phone kiosks.


3 posted on 04/25/2013 12:45:34 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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My favorite joke that is related:

The Wisdom Of Emo Phillips

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well...are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?” He said, “Christian.” I said, “Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?” He said, “Baptist!” I said,”Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?” He said, “Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?” He said,”Reformed Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off. — Emo Phillips


4 posted on 04/25/2013 12:45:39 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: al baby

What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane? MEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Now, my ‘warped’ sardonic sense of humor is amused by this.

Kind of like in one of the later Superman movies where Clark Kent was going crazy because all he could find were phone kiosks.


5 posted on 04/25/2013 12:46:08 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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To: al baby
Or when the optimist fell of the roof of an office building.

As he passed each floor the people inside could hear him say: “So far so good... so far so good...”

21 posted on 04/25/2013 2:20:39 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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