[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

My favorite joke that is related:

The Wisdom Of Emo Phillips

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well...are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?” He said, “Christian.” I said, “Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?” He said, “Baptist!” I said,”Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?” He said, “Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?” He said,”Reformed Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off. — Emo Phillips

[xrmusn]

I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off. — Emo Phillips
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Two gentleman were walking down the street in Belfast Ireland and were accosted by a man with a gun.
What are you? and the two looked at each other and figured they would be 50% wrong if they answered Catholic or Orange so one of them blurted out “We are Jewish”
“YAHOO, I have to be the luckiest Arab in all of Northern Ireland”.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Much better live;

http://www.emophilips.com/video/video/244

[Inyo-Mono]

Love the story!

[plain talk]

That one is pretty good.