You likewise don’t see a lot of children killed by cows in India, nor do you see 300,000 people bitten by cows seriously enough to require ER treatment in India. The analogy was not meant to be exact, but to show that dog owners do not view their pets rationally. But go on show just how irrational dog lovers are when someone suggests that their darling warling precious wecious puppie wuppikins might actually be ANIMALS driven by instincts rather than rational thought and not small furry people who can be reasoned with.
Just yanking your chain. I know from being around here as long as I have that at least 2 things put you close to the edge ... Lincoln and the Paris Hilton-type dog owners.
But really, the picture you paint of dog owners is more of a cariacature than a true to life picture of the typical dog owner. Either that or you really need to start hanging out with different people.
Sorry to disappoiint, but in my house, I’m alpha, not the 2 dogs.