Just yanking your chain. I know from being around here as long as I have that at least 2 things put you close to the edge ... Lincoln and the Paris Hilton-type dog owners.
But really, the picture you paint of dog owners is more of a cariacature than a true to life picture of the typical dog owner. Either that or you really need to start hanging out with different people.
Sorry to disappoiint, but in my house, I’m alpha, not the 2 dogs.
Maybe so, but it is the cariactures that you notice because they make it a point to be obtrusive, not the responsible owners.