[txhurl]

I’ve always wanted to buy a 55gal keg of Ezra. I’d even drive up to get it.

[Salamander]

Many years ago, I drank bourbon.

Southern Comfort, specifically.

And then, one night, I was in a roadhouse, really ripped on it and a biker who looked like Sam Elliot casually remarked that bourbon tastes like cough syrup.

I never drank it again.

[you can fill in the blank of *why* yourself]

;D