“Keri Russell as your GF? ;D”
The role is open. Invites to the casting couch are extended, in no order, to:
Keri Russell
Carice Van Houten
Alice Taglioni
and if the flick goes porno, Maria Osawa.
“Gay ole time” Johnson the XXXLVII will adopt...bet the farm on that.
Well you’ll want to be playing yourself then.
If it’s a porno I’ll play Dzhokhar (one person told me I look sort of like him, maybe in my awkward looking teen years) as long as I don’t have to have sex with the boat, which the real Dzhokhar should be forced to do, the rest of his life as Earvin 3’s “gimp”.