I like the screams they make when I fell them cut them up. Split them and chuck the pieces into my airtight stove. Then after I close the airtight door the screams subside and all I hear is pops and crackles. ; )~
But if no one is there to hear it scream, then does it really make a sound?
Heres a free hint...
If it hasnt rained for a month or 2 your pet tree just might be a dry, thirsty tree
If the tree is dry and thirsty, it needs water...
Do a rain dance...
Dont wait for your tree to cry and scream...
It may not be able too...
It just might have a dry parched throat...
That is surely the most pathetic title I have seen in a good while.
Well if your nuts fell 40 feet then had squirrels chew on them, you would scream to.
Whatn you been smokin’ Dysart? Can I have some?
The juvenile delinquent trees make chain saw sounds.
Rush lyrics, The Trees immediately popped into mind when I saw this post.
There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.
The trouble with the maples,
(And they’re quite convinced they’re right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can’t help their feelings
If they like the way they’re made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can’t be happy in their shade.
There is trouble in the forest,
And the creatures all have fled,
As the maples scream “Oppression!”
And the oaks just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
“The oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light.”
Now there’s no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.
let’s not forget this chestnut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VThQr8fDiLA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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some docs in Beverly Hills make nosies too.
I hate it when my tress makes nosies