Olympia Beer trumps ALGORE ... Olympia Beer trumps ALGORE ...
Yep ... ALGORE has been trumpedThat $1MM is safe
I better keep a low profile until this blows over.
This formerly held mountain climber might already have a head start on this reward
"I'm a YETI, d@mmit!!! No reward for you!"There will never be a Bigfoot capture dead or alive. We would have found one hit by a car by this time. It is all a cottage industry in the fantasy world of the Unicorn Farm.
George W. Bush a brave compassionate conservative black man traveled the Oregon trail, because the progressive state of Missouri did not want him to vote. Technically Bush's father born in India, was of African decent, but his mother was an Irish maiden.
After liberal hardships and injustice Bush decided to get the heck out of that hell hole, so he kickstarted a campaign and raised funding for wagons, supplies and some horses, In order to get his friends to come with him, he promised them more freedom and a great beer bash in portlandia if they would all come.
After four months of indians and other wild creatures Bush got to the great Portlandia, but sadly it turned out that he had underestimated the hatred of freedom which had spread even to the ends of the continent.
When the Bush convoy reached the Oregon Country, but found that the hipsters and other liberals had just passed laws which forbid Bush from owning any land or even his guns.
Fortunately Bush was connected to a british company called Hudsons Bay. They told him if he would just cross the river and get to the other side, he could settle into the virgin territory just north. They said while it would be dangerous, but that there was lots of wild beaver, and no known political weasels.
Bush crossed the river and eventually settled in tumwater and soon after started drinking the water. The same water which would someday be used to brew the Fine Olympia Beer we know today.
WE still do not know if “It Was the Water”, or perhaps something more, but after a time Bush thought that he had built successful logging business, sawmill, even a town, when suddenly a group of politicians got together and told him that “he didn't build this” To this day there are legends of how he haunted the territorial legislature in Olympia until they him unambiguous title to all his forest lands.
Thank god we have mandated fluoride in the water today
TR has it in the bag ...It would have been more appropriate for Jack Link’s Beef Jerky to sponsor this. Their commercials are really funny.
"Dadgummit!!! Whaddya mean he gots to be livin' 'n unhermed?!?"The best you can hope for is for Steve Austin, the Bionic Man, to win her heart.
Bump
my younger brother better manscape really fast
My old drinking buddy was married to her. We all called her Sasquatch. He should have hung onto her. It would be worth a fortune.
They are never going to catch bigfoot in the north west because he moved to Oklahoma! I saw it on the interweb and you know they can’t lie on the interweb!
Hey this is a good idea.
I like it. Have often wondered whether this is all just fluff, or whether it’s real.
One year. One million dollars. I think that’s enough to make a real difference.
For real.
If Bigfoot is real, we should know by this time next year. If not, well we should know by this time next year.
:D
Southern Oregon is home to what is most likely the only official Bigfoot trap in the world. The ten by ten structure was built back in the early 70s by special permit. A wildlife research team out of Eugene, Oregon was inspired to build the structure by sightings from far back as the late 18-hundreds to up to the time they constructed the trap.
It wasnt an early task. In 1974, Applegate dam that now impounds Applegate lake didnt even exist and the hike up to the construction site was a long and hard one from the valley below.
Fortunately today access to the trap is a relatively comfortable hike. The Collings Mountain Trail, is named for one of the pioneer mining families that came to Southern Oregon in the 1850s.
The Collings Mountain Trail (No. 943) is easy to spot just about 300 feet past the Hart-Tish Park entrance. The Bigfoot track on the trail marker on the right hand side of the road lets you know you are at the trailhead.
Do you think Hussein will turn in moochelle for the prize money?
