There once was a man from Brest
Who always loved ladies’ legs best
He was off and away with friends on a trip
When a beaver gave him a heck of a nip
Beavers like man legs — who would have guessed?
It is the unfortunate habit
Of the beaver to breed like a rabbit.
..One can say without question,
..This leads to congestion
In the habitats beavers inhabit.
A crowded beaver is an an angry beaver.