[NoCmpromiz]

I did not have to fish out Helen Thomas.

But then, you did say you had to fish out females...

[no-to-illegals]

It is a story of small proportions. When a lady fall into a toilet because of the lid being left up, in the Hornets Nest, the guilty party can count on being stung. I have four (count 'em four) stings from this one episode of the blunder of having left the lid up.

Helen Thomas was not in my toilet. There maybe is some argument about Helen Thomas being in the toilet but she was not in mine. And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

[no-to-illegals]

Let me be clear ... Helen Thomas is any right thinking person’s toilet. May I flush her?