Have a Good Weekend Everyone!
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard. Bites!
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FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
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FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
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And the WINNER is...
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
(Statement of the Century)
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Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker—Billy Connolly.
“If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”
Dogs vs Cats
http://youtu.be/hKNfnQneQVM