Posted on 04/01/2013 11:34:07 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
“Absolutely”? That’s not enough, I want it expressed in ghetto arithmetic as in: “I am 200% not guilty!” - O.J. Simpson.
RE: I want it expressed in ghetto arithmetic
I am going to turn my life around 360 degrees.
Fast forward two years, as they are hauling Chris away.
“I never said anything about not shooting her.”
Chris Brown, Rihanna Split Again? Brown Reportedly Reveals He's No Longer With RiRi
The 23-year-old singer reportedly told host Big Boy that he and Rihanna have decided to end their relationship while appearing on the radio show yesterday, March 29.
"Are you still with Rihanna?" Big Boy asked Brown, who replied with, "Uh, no. That's the short answer."
“On second thought”, Laz reaffirms that he would hit it
TWICE in a space of 30 seconds.
Classic Laz.
RE: “Are you still with Rihanna?” Big Boy asked Brown, who replied with, “Uh, no. That’s the short answer.”
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That report was dated March 30, 2013. This report is dated April 1, 2013 at 10 AM this morning.
Maybe this report is an April Fool’s Day report ( except that it has been covered in more than one news site ).
But then, on second thought, Chris Brown won’t hit Rihanna again because they aren’t together anymore...
“What do you tell a girl with 2 blacks eyes?”
Nothing. She didn’t listen the first two times.
This is an April Fools Joke huh? ;-)
Sure you would.
And although I’ve never thought (ok, ok, acted on) of “hitting” a woman of color, in this case I would make an exception.
I didn’t mean to imply that they published pix of her in the mag ads with makeup covering the bruises, but I remember seeing pix of her bruises she allowed to be broadcast on TV.
But you knew that?
Like the Quaker confronting a home intruder said, "Friend, I would not hurt thee for the world, but thou standest where I am about to shoot."
Unless those were his dying words gurgling around several .4x sized holes in his chest I wouldn’t bet any money on it....
Y’know what? I’m never going to hit her either.
He’s not safe tho...
I heard a black comedian on TV last week who talked about domestic violence. He said that it is good to have domestic violence classes for husbands but that there should also be “Know-When-To-STFU” classes for wives. ;-)
Watch... they get home tonight and it’s *POW*.... “April Fools!”
Hell, in the black community they need domestic violence classes for WOMEN. I can’t count how many black women I’ve seen beating up on their men in public.
Yep. And as soon as the husband, uh, boyfriend/babydaddy touches her, then you call it domestic violence. But not before the husband/babydaddy touches the woman.
Do you know how hard it is not to touch a person that is hitting/slapping/kicking/grabbing you is? I can tell you. It’s pretty damn difficult.
So, in court, the prosecutor askes “did you touch her?”
You answer “Yes”.
Prosecutor: I rest my case Your Honor. BTW that’ll be 1500 bucks, 2 years probation, anger management classes for 2 years once a week (a bargain at only 300 a mo.) etc. etc.
Nice racket if you’re one the right side.
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