Because of the bizarre manner, Walker was given restricted duty but is still an officer with the Dilbert Police Department. Phoenix police are currently investigating the case.
1 posted on
04/01/2013 9:47:34 AM PDT by
EXCH54FE
To: EXCH54FE
Way too far for too little return.
2 posted on
04/01/2013 9:49:57 AM PDT by
ltc8k6
To: EXCH54FE
WOW now that was a poorly written article.
Just wow
3 posted on
04/01/2013 9:51:46 AM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: EXCH54FE
Bad April Fool’s Day post.
4 posted on
04/01/2013 9:53:00 AM PDT by
MeganC
(The left have so twisted public perceptions that the truth now appears pornographic.- SpaceBar)
To: EXCH54FE
Glock refused to speak English and would only answer questions in Austrian Uhhhh...
5 posted on
04/01/2013 9:53:14 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: EXCH54FE
I’m willing to assume that was a joke, but it wasn’t funny.
To: EXCH54FE
A Glock should never carry a SIG. Was she riding a Colt?
To: EXCH54FE
Why don't you freaking STOP posting today!!
It's total B.S. that you are posting....NEWB..!!
Stop!!
9 posted on
04/01/2013 9:56:30 AM PDT by
Osage Orange
(Life is a bitch. If it was easy, we would call it a slut)
To: EXCH54FE
10 posted on
04/01/2013 9:58:12 AM PDT by
Starstruck
(Question. What would the U.S. look like today if there was no 2nd Amendment.)
To: EXCH54FE
Horribly written satire or just crap writing.
Difficult read.
12 posted on
04/01/2013 10:03:20 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: EXCH54FE
I may use this as an example of poor writing.
16 posted on
04/01/2013 10:11:17 AM PDT by
latina4dubya
( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
To: EXCH54FE
They misspelled the town in the article. Should be Gilbert not Dilbert.
17 posted on
04/01/2013 10:13:07 AM PDT by
hope
(Whom the Son sets free is free indeed!)
To: EXCH54FE
Satire is supposed to be "funny."
20 posted on
04/01/2013 10:20:56 AM PDT by
RedMonqey
("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
To: EXCH54FE
I doubt you're going to be here much longer, but I will truthfully respond to this silly attempt at an April Fools joke.
With the disclaimer of deliberately induced malfunctions for training, I have witnessed two Glocks malfunction. One was a Glock 23 (.40), and the other was a Glock 30 (.45).
Which is why Andy Stanford says all handguns should be Glock 9 millimeters, or Smith & Wesson J-Frames.
Gonna be fun to see the responses to this.
21 posted on
04/01/2013 10:21:59 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
("Always Progressing and Not Fitting Neatly in a Box" - Tosin Abasi)
To: EXCH54FE
Sounds like another Obama group article.
22 posted on
04/01/2013 10:24:52 AM PDT by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
To: EXCH54FE
23 posted on
04/01/2013 10:35:39 AM PDT by
Oatka
(This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
To: EXCH54FE
Dilbert, Arizona?
I don’t care what others are saying, that was brilliant when you consider the demographics of that city.
24 posted on
04/01/2013 10:36:11 AM PDT by
HiJinx
(The New Year is here; to all Men Good Cheer. (Last one out, turn out the lights.))
To: EXCH54FE; 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ...
Dayum! The libs are right after all! Guns cause crime!
PING!
To: EXCH54FE
Let me get this straight.
He left work with his sidearm. Went drinking (with his sidearm). Drove home (after drinking enough that he doesn’t know where the sidearm is), and then noticed the next day the Glock is gone?
Look for it in the can at the bar. And make him a meter maid.
28 posted on
04/01/2013 11:01:59 AM PDT by
redgolum
("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
To: EXCH54FE
trying tooo hard for April Fools humor
29 posted on
04/01/2013 11:22:02 AM PDT by
Nifster
To: EXCH54FE
One element of a joke that is considered more or less essential is humor. This must not, therefore, be a joke
33 posted on
04/01/2013 1:47:19 PM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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