(It's a JOKE!)
Posted on 03/27/2013 12:34:39 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
YORK, Pa. (AP) – Police say a dog that was left in an unattended vehicle pushed it into drive and the car struck a pedestrian in central Pennsylvania.
West York Police say the accident happened shortly before 11:30 a.m. Tuesday and the pedestrian was found lying in the street.
The York Daily Record reports police say the car had been left running when the dog inside knocked it into gear, causing it to slowly drive away.
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Revenge.
There’s only one relevant question:
Did the cops then shoot the dog?
;-)
Did the police then shoot the dog?
(It's a JOKE!)
No problem. Just send the bill to the dog’s insurance company. (Maybe this is why they eat dogs where Obama comes from?)
This is probably not the first time something like this has happened.
Did the dog have his driver’s license on him and did he have any priors?
"Survey says..."
I wonder if the officer smelled the dog’s breath?
What kind of reporting is this? They didn’t even say how fast (mph) the car was going at the time. (sarc)
(From the article)
Police say the unnamed pedestrian tried to stop the car before it hit a parked truck, but was unsuccessful and was caught between the two vehicles. He hit his head, fell to the ground and was found unconscious.
He (the pedestrian) hit his head, is somewhat different from ‘run over by the car’.
Will he be tried as an officer, given that he is an “officer of the law” and not a “mere dog”, which we lowly citizens own?
I figure this sort of thing is why you have to press the brake pedal now before shifting out of Park.
LOLOL!!! Okay, I’m not even gonna try to top that one!
“Police say the unnamed pedestrian tried to stop the car before it hit a parked truck, but was unsuccessful and was caught between the two vehicles. He hit his head, fell to the ground and was found unconscious.”
Gee, I wonder what will happen if I stand between two vehicles, one of which is moving directly towards the other. The Laws of Physics won’t apply here, right? Right?
Nevermind.
I guess it was inevitable, but he was never off his leash.
A likely story. :)
Yes, and he can prove it in court with the teeth marks on his face.
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