Posted on 03/21/2013 4:04:40 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian
Former NFL cheerleader has been charged with aggravated sexual battery after allegedly grabbing a 12-year-old boy's penis outside his pants ... and attempting to perform oral sex on him.
42-year-old Elizabeth Garner -- who cheered for the Tennessee Titans until 2009 -- was also charged with solicitation of a minor for rape of a child.
According to law enforcement, Garner -- who is married -- is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy's mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts ... and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him.
The boy escaped, told his mother what happened ... and the mother then informed authorities. According to police, the boy said Garner asked if he'd ever been with a woman.
During a police interview, cops claim Garner willingly admitted she approached the boy ... but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party. (We'll see how that defense pans out.)
Garner -- who was booked on $30,000 bond -- faces more than 8 years in prison if convicted.
jezebel
Silicone and peroxide poisoning obviously addled this woman’s mind.
Where can I get in line?
What I don’t get is she is an attractive (in the ridden-hard-put-away-wet sort of way) woman.
Certainly fit and shapely.
If she just wanted sex, 9 out of 10 men would be willing.
I suspect abuse or control issues going on. It otherwise makes no sense.
Probably behind Laz, but he’s been getting picky lately.
Hahaha. Dare I say every pubescent or pre-pubescent kids dream
Some days I think I’d be better off just not reading any news at all.
Probability of BJ Clinton post-POTUS pardon: 99.97%.
After doing hundreds and hundreds of men, she finally ran out of willing men.
Raises questions as to whether the woman might have been a child porn victim when she was herself a child (forced to have sex with other children). This kind of behavior is sometimes (only sometimes) an obsessive acting out of previous damaging experiences.
Yes, that’s all I can think of, too.
I played some in the NFL and the cheerleaders were a fireable-offense back in my day -— because they were TROUBLE.
Some things never change.
The Butch’s in prison will love her.
In terms of a historical perspective, I wonder if the whole Van Halen "Hot For Teacher" video didn't rewire some in the cranium in the wrong way...
In a tragic chain of events gone horribly wrong, Jack Jr. was mistaken for a now crestfallen Jack Sr., who was expecting a "very special gift" promised by his wife if only he'd let her throw an over-the-top party for Jack Jr.
“After doing hundreds and hundreds of men, she finally ran out of willing men.”
Sorry,,, but,,, I’m willin’. Of course I’m 66, but,,,,,,
Add in 8 Skinnytinis and you've made epic sadness.
The booze will wear off, but the emptiness will remain.
Uh, no.
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