doN't bE haTIN' at chUCk e's plaCe, yo!
doN't bE haTIN' at chUCk e's plaCe, yo!
I got combat trainin' from overseas,
Now I'm the bouncer at the Chuck-E-Cheez.
I think I'd rather do a year in jail than another afternoon in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
I'm in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
We cater to a snot-nosed clientele, in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
In Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
Mama drives Chipper to the Chuck-E Mall,
Watches him waller in some plastic balls.
The band sucks and the pizza's cold, and you eat it with a slobberin' 4 year old
In Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
Puke with pepperoni still smells the same,
You waste a paycheck on a video game.
Lined up out the door like the Stones are in town,
There ain't enough Chuck-E ass whippin's to go 'round In Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
I'm in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
Squallin' young'uns and a Skee Ball Bell
In Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
I did 2 tours of duty in Vietnam,
Fightin' jungle rot and breathin' napalm.
But they couldn't tourture me half as well
As little birthday Frosters in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell
Chuck-E Cheez Hell
I'm in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell!