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Order Your Own Michelle Obama Voodoo Doll Now!
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Posted on 03/17/2013 7:10:25 AM PDT by Average Al

See Link:

http://www.danburymint.com/collectibles/prod/F74/Michelle-Obama-at-the-Inaugural-Ball-Collector-Doll_4110-0017.aspx


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: michelleobama
Order your own Michelle Obama Voodoo Doll Now!

See Link:

http://www.danburymint.com/collectibles/prod/F74/Michelle-Obama-at-the-Inaugural-Ball-Collector-Doll_4110-0017.aspx

1 posted on 03/17/2013 7:10:25 AM PDT by Average Al
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To: Average Al

And the phoniness continues.


2 posted on 03/17/2013 7:14:41 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: unixfox

About as vain as a person can be.


3 posted on 03/17/2013 7:21:28 AM PDT by Average Al
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To: Average Al

http://www.danburymint.com/collectibles/prod/F74/Michelle-Obama-at-the-Inaugural-Ball-Collector-Doll_4110-0017.aspx


4 posted on 03/17/2013 7:23:51 AM PDT by kitkat (STORM THE HEAVENS WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
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To: Average Al

Hardly the likeness as well.

They left off about 50 lbs of her fat ass.


5 posted on 03/17/2013 7:24:18 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: Average Al

I wonder if they will accept EBT cards?


6 posted on 03/17/2013 7:24:47 AM PDT by Yogafist
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8 posted on 03/17/2013 7:33:46 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

Good post


9 posted on 03/17/2013 7:35:48 AM PDT by kitkat (STORM THE HEAVENS WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
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To: Average Al

No good. You can’t stick needles into that porcelain sh*t. Sell something of a nice fabric, maybe stuffed with hay, and a set of silver needles. Then we can talk.


10 posted on 03/17/2013 7:37:18 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
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To: kitkat

The face on the doll is not that of Moosechelle; The “well-toned” arms and shoulders are smaller than in real life; and the price is $149 plus s & h.

Gee, that’s a real bargain for the “poor” black kids. /s


11 posted on 03/17/2013 7:39:28 AM PDT by kitkat (STORM THE HEAVENS WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
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To: kitkat

Glad you liked it.


12 posted on 03/17/2013 7:44:10 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Average Al

The murti has a bit of an overbite, and is unrealistically slender, but still an acceptable-enough representation to place on my puja and offer prayers to.

But exactly WHAT should I pray to this goddess for?


13 posted on 03/17/2013 8:20:38 AM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: Average Al

God no! I see too much of her as it is!


16 posted on 03/17/2013 9:16:51 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the alter of "gun free zones"?)
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17 posted on 03/17/2013 9:19:46 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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