Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Yeah. But since I have grey hair and don’t have an H-1B, I’m essentially unemployable here.
No, they don’t. Well, they do at the time, but they don’t when they explode.
The best part is, they can live without them - completely without them. If they learn a different way to manage, they can learn to deal with reality.
No explosions. No surprises. No firing anyone.
But that requires thinking...
And working...
Maybe you could start speaking with an Indian accent...
Or do the H-1B holders have a different 'accent' now?
Escuze mi, sirs. Is dere enny works here which Americans simply will not do? I will do it?
For a price.
I can do a very good Indian accent. One guy recognized my boss, Deepak Chopra (not that one, the other one), at an open house just from his voice after hearing my imitation of his.
How. Me write-um software. Ugh!
Ummm...
Wrong Indian...
That would be the accent-d-jour in Gotham...
Couldn't get them to clean out the elevator pits though.. 'No mon, I no goin' down dere..'
It never occurred to me that elevator pits needed cleaning. Information one never really wanted ...
They have to clean the people-stoppers on escalators once in a while, too.
Then you probably don't want to hear about 'Stuff Found In Elevator Pits'...
And after you hear the story of the tennis shoe (whole - minus foot) found in the upper head, you won't want to hear any escalator stories either...
That’s a pretty crappy wafer yield in today’s fab. They get upset if it’s <95% electrical (no sensors) where I worked, back when I was in manufacturing. I was thrilled when I landed the job at R&D. Now it’s, “Huh? What is this ‘yield’ of which you speak?”
Uh, because they don't know about it? Because somebody hid that information, too?
It was pretty crappy yield even back then. Last I checked they’re running 99%+. A goodly chunk of that is the processes I improved and the cultural changes I drove.
Sooooo, do you need an R&D assistant?
How about a good R&D Mangler?
MANAGER! I meant R&D Manager.
Ay-yi-yi!
I need a bacashun, mon! My brems are ‘sploding!
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