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[Cajun Jihad]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?

[no-to-illegals]

the explainations come with difficulty enough for five. TOL says there are 7. Can only deal with five; 7 is two too many.

[no-to-illegals]

You were most kind to make the suggestion to make the invite no matter the personal opinion you may presently hold, and though to quote No worries NtI, me and meself still say, "WOW, what a picture!"

[moose07]

Good to ‘see’ you all.
Having a few problems with the ol’ Humour system at the moment.
Hope to resume normal service soon.
Will be dropping in occasionally to keep an eye on things.
Hope you are all in fine fettle.

[no-to-illegals]

Good to see you too! Prayers Up, FRiend, for you and yours.

[no-to-illegals]

What is the word on the new one arriving? Any news yet GGM?

[JoeProBono]

[NoCmpromiz]

how would you get rid of the Weasleys?

Easy. You sell them as Toy Poodles...

[Silentgypsy]

Are we getting rid of yard gnomes? Who would check DC’s calculations?

[no-to-illegals]

LOL Joe. Thanks for that. Reminds me of the animals out there and the ones pinned up.

[Silentgypsy]

We must not worry. We must plan.

[no-to-illegals]

Sleep Well Sg and everyone. I’ll be east bound and down.

[Silentgypsy]

Goodnight and sweet dreams....

[NicknamedBob]

"Are we getting rid of yard gnomes?"

Gnome ma'am.

[Silentgypsy]

Ahh—I can sleep now....

[JoeProBono]

[Old Sarge]

A very sobering and somber thought, this morning.

We have been losing FReepers at a disturbing rate these last two years. It’s hard to accept the passage of time like this.

The only consolation I can offer is, even though they have witnessed what has become of our republic, they will be spared what is to come...

[Tax-chick]

[no-to-illegals]

Morning T-c. Morning everyone.

[NicknamedBob]

Good Morning, everyone.

I think I’ll go out into the day and see if I can find why I got up.

[Dead Corpse]

Careful, the gnomes can take care of themselves.

And if that link doesn't work for long... Shamelessly stolen from here.