Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!
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Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Seems logical to me. Who better to investigate this?
Thanks for thinking of that!
You doing well?
How very civilised.
That would remain in place for ...ohhh...taken your eyes off it yet? Whoooshhhhh gone.
Not sure about his, but mine has twin 250 round drums; one for each barrel. Thought all of them came that way, unless it was the over-under (ultra rare!) model.
Maybe if you insult John Robinson again they’ll let the troll back.
Heh. They stay put even in E. Los Angeles.
As long as you are on the up.
If you feel better, you almost certainly are.
((((Hugs)))).
Are you sure about the Toaster...they can be very violent when cornered.
Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!
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And thousands of posts. I pity the fool, because he won't see it. Because he's dead.
They would have to be welded to the body of the vehicle.
The whole licence plate would walk if the sticker wouldn't peel off.
Where the heck are you? London?
damn. just damn.
my hands are still numb from the cuffs and the holes where the taser hit me 3 different times aren’t healing either
233 posts! This is going to be fun reading, LOL
What do you mean? Seriesly.
I had an experience once with someone stealing my entire rear plate, the one with the expiration sticker on it. Luckily for me, I was a month away from a new registration, so I only had to pay for a month. My co-worker had her plate stolen a week later, in the same lot. She had just registered her car, so she had to pay it all over again. The parking lot was across the street from the downtown Metropolitan Police Station.
A year later, I was pulled over for insurance lapse and the cop took a screwdriver and tried to undo the screws. HAHAHAHA! I super-glued them on the plate when I got the replacement.
His remedy? He wrote me a ticket for $1200! This was in ‘96, and that was a LOT of money! I explained the situation to the city manager, and he threw the ticket out and refunded the $100 I had already paid.
The next vehicle I got, I got specialized screws for. This time I will do the same, but to prevent someone from trying to take the sticker, I will score it on the diagonal.
Good to see your thread was hijacked.
Thanks Nully!
So, what do you all think?
Aliens?
Zombies?
Government Agents?
Delusions?
Canadians?
My team will check back with you tomorrow.
This post will self destruct in.....
LOL!
I was trying to think of something appropriate, and that is rather fitting.
Maybe we should put it to a vote?
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