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[Cajun Jihad]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?

[NoCmpromiz]

Things ok.. None of that stuff hit the ground here yesterday. It just looked grizmal all day long!

Now that you're up, I'll turn it over to you and go beat my kid, er, harass #2 son who just got home from work. And take my drugs and go to bed. Ever notice that the older you get the more pills you have to remember...

Of course, I probably should go to bed at a more normal hour..

[NoCmpromiz]

cat weather report is yuck and then more of the same..

Good morning Tax-chick. And good night or whatever ;-)

[moose07]

Good morning TC,
We are below freezing here,as well.
The solidified GloBull warming has not arrived in the South yet.
Everywhere else is plastered it it.
The Power station here had its last day yesterday, it and six others are closing through this year.
The staff had a ceremonial booze-up in the pubs in town last night.

Stay safe and have a good day.

[Tax-chick]

It’s morning by the clock here, just like it’s spring by the calendar.

Yuck, I say.

[moose07]

Sleep well.
And yes ,A more normal time would be ....22:00h local.
The Dawn chorus would miss you however...:)

[null and void]

Nearly Headless Nick had it all, coming and going.

Did he? He seemed sad that he was neither here nor there. (see Order of the Phoenix)

[NicknamedBob]

"Good morning Tax-chick. And good night or whatever"

Now see there? I've been telling you there were people following the Habitat B clock schedule.

[no-to-illegals]

HOORAY!

[no-to-illegals]

Morning T-c and morning everyone.

[NicknamedBob]

This is the second day this week I've had to get up to go to work.

Will this torment never end?

[no-to-illegals]

LOL Bob ... think we were warned when young ... seems to have something to do with two sure things.

[no-to-illegals]

Dearest Kitteh,

Please consult with Bob.

[no-to-illegals]

A side note Kitteh ... have found inspiration and failure by playing music ... Some music for this day and for inspiration or failure ... btw errors todays on porpoise (big fish for those in Reo Linda to quote Rush) ... have fun please Kitteh .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-o_cmAiuVY

[Tax-chick]

There are dozens of things I have to do, even though I don’t want to, but taking Frank to Walmart this morning is not one of them.

[no-to-illegals]

yep ... driving a car can be a bad word.

[NicknamedBob]

"Dearest Kitteh, Please consult with Bob."

Between the first draft and the final, Kitteh, at least for your first novel, you'll likely use twice as many words.

[no-to-illegals]

Amen ...

[no-to-illegals]

It’s a Beach.

[Monkey Face]

Wow! You know where your brisket is?

Yes. Don't you?

[Monkey Face]

You are impressive, Thomas! I take it this has to do with the new job you’re working at?