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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Darksheare
Geez Louise, anyone can make an error in judgment. Furthermore, as a person with an exceptional fondness for very sharp cutlery, I believe that we all need to loosen up quite a bit.

Although I feel pressed to pose the inquiry, "Where were you with your boulder-taming abilities, when I was careening down those slippery roads with the oil-pan-gouging boulders sticking up on the mountainous roads of the White Mountain Apache res?" I can't really hold it against you. Nevahmind.

1,841 posted on 03/25/2013 4:45:14 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face

Wow! You know where your brisket is?


1,842 posted on 03/25/2013 4:50:54 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I’m all for relieving pressure.


1,843 posted on 03/25/2013 4:53:58 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
we all need to loosen up quite a bit

you ain't thinking about sending out a picture like Face did are you? Personally, I don't do pictures .. no scanner and no cell phone. Wouldn't know how to put a picture on a computer nohow. Would have to get one of the grandchildren to show me that. They (the grandchildren) are fairly busy so am doubtful they could make time. Could contact the grandchild in Australia ... this grandchild has not become as busy as the other two...yet. This one might have time to help me.

1,844 posted on 03/25/2013 4:56:19 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: All

Must hit the sack. Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!


1,845 posted on 03/25/2013 4:58:58 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Sleep Well Sg.


1,846 posted on 03/25/2013 5:09:51 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I did some good today. Reset all the passwords and cleared old messages.


1,847 posted on 03/25/2013 6:09:58 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: ThomasThomas
Reset all the passwords and cleared old messages.

You mean... you won't need my ball peen?

Well in that case, I'll put it away.

If you change your mind just holler... ;-)

Of course, in some parts, a holler is the low spot between two hills...

1,848 posted on 03/25/2013 6:19:46 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Darksheare; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Revolting cat!; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; no-to-illegals; ...

Ban the knives, ban the forks
ban the bottles and ban the corks
ban the bacon and ban the fat
ban it all, cuz that’s where it’s at!

Ban the sodas and ban the guns
ban the hot dogs and ban the buns
ban the taxis and everyone walks
ban the cel phones and everyone talks

ban the facebook and ban the tweets
ban the sugars and ban the sweets
ban the football and ban the fun
but one thing you’ll never ban IS MY GUN!


1,849 posted on 03/25/2013 7:30:54 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: NoCmpromiz
I have a set of 4 weights.


8oz, 12oz, 16oz, 24oz ball ping hammers.
A 5lb and 10lb sledgehammers.


10lb sledgehammers.

Electronics devices fear me.


I have never been able to find one of those realy big hammers they have at the county fairs and circuses to ring the bell with. But then it has not been a high prioiry for and have not spent much time looking.

I did carry a small ball ping hammer back when I worked on IBM model 80 fileservers. Sometimes the hard drive would freeze up and if you took the drive out and ping it a good one it would free them up. They would usually fail again but it gave some time to get data off the drive. We had one in the shop we kept going for about a year with periodical pings.

1,850 posted on 03/25/2013 8:13:04 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
I've attended three wakes in the past two years.

It doesn't get any easier.

:(

1,851 posted on 03/25/2013 10:19:26 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: fanfan
A young paleontologist in the making.

:0)

1,852 posted on 03/25/2013 10:20:12 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: ThomasThomas
those realy big hammers

Glad to see you have a complement of precision test instruments..;-)

Your comment on the IBM Model 80 reminded me of the day I walked into the office (year - probably mid 90's) and they were having a problem with the computer. Just a minor thing - it wouldn't boot from C: and that was the only computer they had (a 286 DOS machine) that they did billing on. The office females were having a cow and asked me to look at it. It would boot from the floppy but the hard drive was invisible - and as far as I could tell, not spinning either - drives weren't exactly silent back then..) So I took my trusty test fist and thumped the case like you would resusi-Annie. The hard drive spun up with its normal noises, the computer booted, I was a hero, and it caused the boss to break down and get a 'modern' computer, a screaming 486 with Win95 OSR2... (which was still there when I left that company 10 years later.)

1,853 posted on 03/25/2013 10:51:30 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Thanks for your story.

Percussive maintenance. :)


1,854 posted on 03/25/2013 11:04:29 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
Some were RELATED! *sheesh*
*The Darksheare Sphere slowly rolls away, mission complete.*

ROFLOLOLOL
That made i laugh, thanks for that. :)

1,855 posted on 03/26/2013 12:25:06 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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Tuesday March 26 2012.
Somebody release the Parking brake on that system!

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1,856 posted on 03/26/2013 12:41:02 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07

Glad to see you’re keeping the blue stuff over the thugs in Chicago today...


1,857 posted on 03/26/2013 12:47:04 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

The Two types of Blue stuff do appear to be mutually attracted!
Hows things?


1,858 posted on 03/26/2013 12:54:05 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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1,859 posted on 03/26/2013 2:13:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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To: moose07

The cat weather report is dry and very cold.


1,860 posted on 03/26/2013 2:20:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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