I'll loan you mine..
Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Forget software. Use the RTFM approach ;-)
Awwww, what a cutie!
I love little baby clothes. I have a dozen cute, pink spring outfits for Kathleen, but she’s still wearing her winter pajamas all the time (since about October!) because it’s so freeping cold!
Thanks Ladies! I’m biased, I admit. :-)
Daughter and baby and I did groceries this morning. I haven’t enjoyed doing groceries for years! LOL!
I'll loan you mine..
Every trip to the Walmart is a social event when you have a baby.
No worries n-t-i.
TC, did you get snow from the storm that went through St. Louis into Penn., or did it stay north of you. It stayed south of us.
Oh, good! I’m glad you have everything in the weather department under observation.
Have I mentioned that I’m requiring WARMTH, beginning April 10, for the Royal Visit of Monkey Face to the Carolinas?
Awww....waiting for my G-granddaughter as we speak. “They” say it can happen “any time.”
My son never put me through the Terrible Twos; Instead, he has graced me (in my old age) with his version of the Formidable Forties. I would have preferred the Terrible Twos.... :o|
Good looking young man, that Marshall is!
Big time Steve Earle fans here. (Elen insisted on the original version of the song ;-).
In my house in Oklahoma, I could put “Copperhead Road” on the stereo, crank it up, and hear it over the sound of the vacuum cleaner anywhere in the house. Also while scrubbing bathrooms.
This house isn’t as well organized.
We get Terribles from about 1 to 4. Then there’s 16 ...
Monkey Face will bring her WARMTH with her, in the guise of summer clothing. That way, the Imperial Weatherman will not DARE disagree with me! LOL!
Besides: It will make my carry-on lighter.
And if I show up with my left arm in a sling, it’s because I still can’t lift things higher than my brisket without massive amounts of pain. The sling is to entice the gennimens aboard the planes to help me get the bag into and out of the overhead bins. I mean, do I normally look like I need help of any kind? NOT!!
How exciting for you Face! I’m happy to hear she has been able to carry the baby so long!
Heh, your Son will find his way. You know the drill....just be there.
Marshall is starting to find a rhythm with sleeping, eating, digesting, and even crabbyness. Mom is doing a good job!
Glad you and Elen enjoyed T-c
you are too young to have a Great-Grandchild.
I tried to bypass the Sinister Sixteens with both my kids. Son, (No longer Hockeybughow...now Slamduncone) was just as good, efficient, obedient and easy-going as he was as a baby, but daughter, Lablady, was almost at the apex of her bad performances.
Still...somehow, I survived, and here I am, complaining that I survived! LOL!
Considering that the pseudo-DIL is a gestational diabetic, I keep praying for both her and the baby.
As for my son, I just remind him that he has to be nice to me, because I don’t HAVE to leave all my Earthly Belongings to him. I can take them with me, if I can afford it!
I’m so glad Marshall is adjusting to Earth Life. Mom IS doing a good job, and when next you see her, give her a hug from me. That ought to give her incentive! LOL!
You’ve been looking at the piccie of Laz in his bikini again, haven’t you?
I have a lifelong friend, two months younger than I am who had five great-grandchildren. They just lost the youngest great-grandchild to brain cancer, at the age of seven. It was sad for all of us.
Excellent plan. If you can’t carry a baby, an arm in a sling is a good compromise ;-).
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