Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Man finds screwdriver impaled in head after looking in car mirror [w/video]
Metro [UK] ^ | 9 Mar 2013 | Jimmy Nsubuga

Posted on 03/09/2013 9:17:13 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-53 next last
Be sure to watch the video - either the doctor or the translator is an excellent deadpan comic.
1 posted on 03/09/2013 9:17:13 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
At least he remembered where his car keys were.


2 posted on 03/09/2013 9:18:17 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows
Man finds screwdriver impaled in head after looking in car mirror

I hate when that happens.

3 posted on 03/09/2013 9:20:29 PM PST by doc1019 (The rabbit hole that Obama is leading us down just gets deeper and deeper.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows
So...

Whats the "point" of this thread?

4 posted on 03/09/2013 9:24:33 PM PST by mountn man (ATTITUDE- The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mountn man
Whats the "point" of this thread?

Smoking is bad for you.

5 posted on 03/09/2013 9:26:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

He just lit up a smoke.

“Suave! Damn he’s one suave guy!” Frank Booth


6 posted on 03/09/2013 9:34:55 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

Hey, you can’t live between Germany and Russia for centuries without being hard headed folks....


7 posted on 03/09/2013 9:36:08 PM PST by Amberdawn
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

I’d like to know what brand of cigarettes can calm you down with a screwdriver in your head!


8 posted on 03/09/2013 9:37:14 PM PST by KittyKares (.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows
Mama said there'd be days like this.


9 posted on 03/09/2013 9:38:06 PM PST by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: KittyKares

Heroin 100’s(TM).


10 posted on 03/09/2013 9:38:56 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: Lady Jag

11 posted on 03/09/2013 9:40:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: KittyKares
I’d like to know what brand of cigarettes can calm you down with a screwdriver in your head!

Lucky Strike

12 posted on 03/09/2013 9:43:43 PM PST by Alaska Wolf (I)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

I knew a guy who had a couple of screws loose but he didn`t have a garden.


13 posted on 03/09/2013 9:45:23 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

14 posted on 03/09/2013 9:47:18 PM PST by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

Many years back the same thing happened to a guy named ‘Phillips’, hence the name...


15 posted on 03/09/2013 9:53:13 PM PST by bramps (Sarah Palin got more votes in 2008 than Mitt Romney got in 2012)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Alaska Wolf

LOL!


16 posted on 03/09/2013 9:55:38 PM PST by KittyKares (.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: Lady Jag

Cue “Chariots of Fire” theme...


17 posted on 03/09/2013 10:02:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: bramps

I don’t want to think about what happened to Allen.


18 posted on 03/09/2013 10:03:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: bunkerhill7

This is screwed up! Time for an attitude adjustment.


19 posted on 03/09/2013 10:04:13 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: Lady Jag

....and that is why you don’t run with scissors.


20 posted on 03/09/2013 10:05:57 PM PST by Pelham (Marco Rubio, for amnesty, Spanish, and the Karl Rove machine.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-53 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson