Posted on 03/09/2013 9:18:48 AM PST by traumer
Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.
Its a rare condition, similar to what Michael Jackson had except its much more severe. Justin Bieber can not breathe the air that the rest of the humans on the planet can breathe.
He needs much better air than we are producing on Earth, said a source close to Bieber. Justin was crushed to learn that he would never be without a gas mask, but hes accepting it in stride. He thinks hell still be able to record hell just have a much deeper voice.
Bieber is taking it all in stride: Im focused on the good things in life. Im blessed and not forgetting it. Im giving back every day for it. Cant phase me. He added: Im a good person. I know that. You cant tell me different. We know the truth.
As long as my family, friends, and fans r with me u can say whatever. We are all equal in Gods eyes & we have a responsibility to each other.
He went on: I understand it is part of the job to be judged
but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass.
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
My, my! My heart goes out to him.
Careful what you say about the bieb. From what I hear he’ll kick you a$$. LOL! Send this useless (except to recording industry) little puke back where he came from. Good satire though.
Your BFF is in the news again!
Good, we won’t have to hear about that rug rodent any more!
WWN ping for later
I think that what has most of his female fans upset is that the condition is so aggravated by testosterone, that he will also have to be castrated.
Something doesn’t seem right here.
to borrow a line from Groucho -
Outside of the improvement, no one will notice the difference.
Why do you think it’s a joke?
OK.
Its him or us.
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“...judge me on the facts, judge me on the music...”
I have....not impressed....
Question: Is this a "Good Thing?"
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