Woman 'smothered lover with breasts'

The Daily Telegraph [Au] ^ | March 02, 2013

[Slings and Arrows]

A WOMAN has appeared in court accused of trying to suffocate her boyfriend with her breasts.

Karin Hoffer is accused of forcing her boyfriend's head into her breasts as they made love.

A court heard that Andreas Koller struggled to breathe as he was attacked during sex, The Sun reports.

[Pollster1]

No argument there.

[kanawa]

‘It is clear she wanted to kill me,’ he said. ‘She even admitted it to me on the telephone. I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: "Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible."’

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[FroggyTheGremlim]

“Mmmfff, hmmmff, fmmfmmfhmmmf!” He said breathlessly.

[Slings and Arrows]

She couldn’t keep a job? I’m shocked!

[central_va]

What a way to go....

[central_va]

“Ma’am this is the police, put your breasts into your bra and step away from the bed”...

[Mr. K]

This page will go nowhere without a pair of great tits

[SkyPilot]

My husband could never accuse me of this. LOL!

Ha.

[Larry Lucido]

“Your honor, I have no mammary of what occurred that night.”

[Craftmore]

thats bs,,,,

[TheOldLady]

Well, here's a picture of a nice pair of boobies

[varyouga]

From my experience both the really hot and really ugly tend to be nuts. The hot ones just get away with it most of the time...

“Stable” women tend to be closer to average in appearance. Attractive but not so much that it draws every man's attention for miles.

You'll commonly see girls in NYC that mess with traffic and will turn the heads of entire blocks of men. Men just walk up to them and offer things non-stop. Nice at first but it eventually drives them crazy.

[a fool in paradise]

I've got the recipe if you'd like to try this at home.

[a fool in paradise]

What do the locals do until 12:01AM?
And do the meter maids wait around lurking to bust the slowpokes in violation at 12:00PM?

[NormsRevenge]

It was probably like drowning.. poor fellow.

[mikrofon]

In Unna ist die Hoffer Bra aus-
Eins, Zwei ... g'sufacate!

[Slings and Arrows]

Don’t ask. Just don’t.

[Daffynition]

[wyokostur]

[SaraJohnson]

Come over here, baby, I wanna give ya a hug. LOL

This is a ture story. I was friends with a girl whose mom was friends with a stripper and that was before porn was mainstream. I knew she was a neighbor and saw her in the kitchen chatting with my friend’s mom sometimes but did not know she was a stripper. I was a few years younger than my friend.

Anyway, the slut started flirting with the teen boys and when a few of them came of age, she had them to over to her stip club. From what I understand she grabbed a boy’s head, stuffed it in her chest and beat him with her mammoth breasts. It was not a great experience from the retelling... She gained no fans.