Well, at least we still have Joe...
Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs
This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.
We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!
Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.
The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.
So what can we do now??
1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.
Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?
It’s worse than that I’m afraid.
Not to worry.....the Obamaphones will NOT be cut!
This is the kind of thread that can save lives and get us through the hard times that lay ahead! This is the kind of thread we can use to give each other tips on surviving this peril!!
‘I cant believe this is happening’ ping!
Man your bunkers! Get in your Sequester Shelters!
Stand watch over your little ones as sequester looms!
Only the bravest and fittest can hope to beat back the Zombies of sequester!
I orderd some sequester in a spray can to use on roaches, and liquid sequester for the Kudzu...
Should we eat the children first or wait till the food runs out?
Do I have still to run out and get some milk and bread?
I am already dead. Weeks ago, I wrote a computer program to to post on FR for this exact event. The only solution, speaking from the other side, is for all Democrats, liberals, progressives, socialists and communists to take their lives. Trust me, there is a very, very, very special place for you when you do.
You better hurry. We are only hours away.
As Redd Fox might say “This is the big one, I’m coming for ya; Lizabeth”
Thank God I took my dog to the vet already!!!
Oh, the inhumanity!
Grab the Goldfish, Man the Lifeboats!
Good grief....;)
Too late, there is none left.
And toilet paper. Don’t forget that.
Will it be worse than black mold, radon, leaded paint, DDT, and Africanized killer bees???
The game of checkers is fun.
Chess takes thought.
That’s hilarious!
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