How to survive the sequester (it will be worse than Y2K and Climate change both put together)

SOL of course | 2/18/13 | SOL

[GeronL]

lolz!

[mnehring]

[GeronL]

As Bob Woodywords learned:

You do NOT sequestioned Da Won!!

[mnehring]

.and on that bombshell, I must take my leave and sequester.

[GeronL]

thats a good one

[mnehring]

Faces of Sequester

[GeronL]

lol

[JRandomFreeper]

Let me try this out here first. I am from Texas and do like to practice my oratory before I deliver it.

Dear snakebit, rotten son-of-a-bitch government prick Congresscritter Congressman XYZ, I write to you as a citizen that lives and votes in your district.

We all know that times are hard, and we here in BFE, Texas appreciate the sacrifices you boys in DC have to put up with, up amongst the yankees.

But we have needs too, Senator (Frigging scary words, ain't they?). And you can help us.

It's nearly spring. The vernal equinox is soon. (Don't strain your brain, ask an aid to look at a calendar).

What this constituent needs is merde. Just that plain old stuff that you guys in DC have everywhere. I can also use the paper, if you'll shred it so the kids can't read it.

But the garden would do better with a load of what you guys in DC produce.

So if you could be so kind as to drop a load of stuff on my lawn, I'll take care of spreading it around.

I understand that's how things work in DC.

Your favorite a-hole right here in Texas,

/johnny

[JDoutrider]

OMG! ONLY ONE MINUTE LEFT!RUN!!!

[kevao]

Obama's threatened apocalypse is a bust. This ship has sailed.

[JRandomFreeper]

You have to rememer that you are actually ahead of normal space time when you are on FR. But you were plus/minus an hour or so, so we'll call it a good shot.

/johnny

[fatnotlazy]

Thanks for the ping.

I almost slept right through it. :)

[GeronL]

lol. Far too polite.

[jonrick46]

[trebb]

I’m likely to lose 25% of my take home pay for 22 weeks - beware that I don’t riot in the streets and knock over little old ladies for their purses....

[sickoflibs]

RE :”I’m likely to lose 25% of my take home pay for 22 weeks - beware that I don’t riot in the streets and knock over little old ladies for their purses....”

If only Republicans would see reason and raise taxes like O demands the gravy train could continue full steam ahead.

Why wont they comprise to all his demands again?
Do they hate little kids?

[mnehring]

It's here. We just don't know it yet because it started on the other side of the globe first.

[BykrBayb]

I forgot to buy milk and bread.
Now we're all going to die.

Goodbye, cruel world.

[trebb]

If only Republicans would see reason and raise taxes like O demands the gravy train could continue full steam ahead. Why wont they comprise to all his demands again? Do they hate little kids?

I have some co-workers that think that way. I tell them that the Republicans already let the Dims poke a fork in one eye and now the Dims want the Repubs to hand them another fork and offer up the other eye. They think I'm nuts because it's supposed to be all about our pay.

[central_va]

A 2 percent cut!!!!!