What! No cold chili sandwhich w/mayo, no chocolate chip cookie topped with roast beef?
Topped? Heck no. Dipped!
I’m a somnambulist. I find food out in the kitchen on many mornings. Last night I apparently snacked on low fat yogurt with freeze-dried Blueberry powder stirred in. Pretty healthy! But Monday night I woke up sitting on the kitchen floor. I woke up when I knocked over the jar of the mustard that I’d smeared on a foot long sub. Sub was gone!
Does Scotch count?
What’s so strange about mayo on vegetables? For years the only way I ever ate broccoli at home was topped with mayo, and that habit was passed down from my mom. In retrospect, she might have done that to cover up the fact that she overcooked the broccoli.
Apples and peanut butter? Where is the bologna, cheese and jalapenos? No sense in getting up if you can’t take an uncomfortable sh...dump in the morning.
I don’t think Alexandra Caspero grasps the idea of a late-night snack. Snacks are by nature meant to taste good. Grabbing a vegetable for a late-night snack is perfectly fine if you’re a rodent. Humans desire something a little more tasty than health food. Or “natural” peanut butter on an apple.
The Federal Government will solve this problem. Moochelle is waiting to be placed in charge of a new department to monitor and control people who have thee late night food cravings. Legislation is coming which will require people to get a permit to eat anything after 11 pm and Moochelle will enforce it.
Peproncini peppers with extra sharp cheddar cheese squares ... Big Cheese crackers on the side. Wash it down with a splash of White Zin or a cold Pepsi on ice. ... I’m making myself hungry. BBL
Simple solution: Ban late nights. It’s a nanny state, people gotta get to bed by 8 pm and if they were safely in bed instead of wandering around who-knows-where, think of all the electric power that could be saved. Think of all the bathroom accidents (already a worldwide epidemic, crisis, and disaster of epic proportions) that could be avoided.
I eat my peas with honey...