In the gulag you’ll be allowed to watch to your heart’s content all of the award ceremonies, the Oscars, Emmys, Grammys, Country Music (there are two of those each year, and tapes from all previous years will be available in the gulag library!) Some people cannot get enough of Mozart’s 41st Symphony, listening to it over and over again. If the award ceremonies are so great, as you assure us, why not watch them over and over again.
You really did choose an appropriate screen name. :-)