I normally can't recommend Jerry Seinfeld for humor since he's mostly unfunny and, of course, is liberal. Nevertheless, with those caveats, this clip is a rather droll treatment of first class versus coach.
I understand Seinfeld well and it is true. I sat down and was in my seat less than 30 seconds before being offered Champaign and OJ. It was 7am
BTW, I plan to bump up to 1st on Monday if available. USAir will do it for 100 bucks if available.