Posted on 02/12/2013 7:21:56 PM PST by Moleman
Gabby Johnson, not to be confused with Gabby Gifford, or Gabby Hayes.
Frontier Gibberish (1974)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNC3OciAF3w
I think I know your kinfolk!
To Allen Stokes and Jessee Underdown (from) Matthew and Salley Stokes
Written on the outside of the envelope :
we Stokes is are jenerly Democrats. We wish a Democrat Presodent.
State of Kentucky Todd County June the 6th 1844
Der Brothers and relations
"We onst more under take to wright you A few lines to let you No that we are All well At this time hoping thes Lines will find you all enjoying the same good Bless-ing.
I can inform you that our Children is all married and is living near us except one Alling our youngest is living with us our childrens names is nancey Polley and Anney John Gorge Jones And Alling
we wish you to wright to us And let us no whare your children is living And the names of them
father Underdown has departede this life he died the 24 of December Last in hopkins County At Sister Polleys our relation-es in this Cuntry is jenerly well we wish you to right sumthing About Brother Stephen and gorge Underdown
we wish to no whather Anney of you have anney notion of leaving of that old Cuntry
Bother David Stokes lives in State of illinois in Sangamon County about three hundred mild from hear
Brother Jones Stokes has lost his wife and is Marred Agane times is Dull and hard hear as it respects minney matters
Corn is 75 cents pur barrel
flower two Dollars pur hundred
Pork two Dollars pur hundred
we git coffee 8 Pound to the Doller
Shugar At 10 Pound to the Doller
we wish to hear sumthing About friend Abraham Mayfield we heard from Brother John Stokes not long sence he was Alive and maried the second time Young Stokes is the wrighter of these lines he is hear on A visset and wishes to be remembered to you All
he lives in State of Arkansas on the Bank of the Mississippi river he has lost his companion he has five children three of them are grone ...
"he has fore suns and one daughter She is maried to a man by the name of Thomas Lasator the names of childran is John James Mathew and Marian and Marymehalley those a re the names of young Stokesis childran
our Corn Crops looks tolerable well in our Cuntry So Dose whete
So we Must Cum to A close By ofering you our Best respects to you All"
Right back atcha...
Disk eater starry oaf “Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.”
WANTS PAWN TERM DARE WORSTED LADLE GULL HOE LIFT wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry Putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
Wan moaning Ladle Rat Rotten Hut’s murder colder inset.
“Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!”
“Hoe-cake, murder,” resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft.
Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof.
“Wail, wail, wail,” set disk wicket woof, “Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?”
“Armor goring tumor groin-murder’s,” reprisal ladle gull. “Grammar’s seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles.”
“O hoe! Heifer gnats woke,” setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, “Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den— O bore!”
Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage offer groin-murder, picked inner winner, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet, paunched honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt. Den disk ratchet ham anole pot honor groin-murder’s nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner bet.
Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker dough ball. “Comb ink, sweat hard,” setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse.
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer groin-murder’s bet.
“O Grammar!” crater ladle gull historically, “Water bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!”
“Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard,” setter bloat-Thursday woof, wetter wicket small honors phase.
“O, Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!”
“Battered small your whiff, doling,” whiskered dole woof, ants mouse worse waddling.
“O Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!”
Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull’s lest warts. Oil offer sodden, caking offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof lipped own pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.
MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.
Landing zone markers up in two locations now...
That way ‘Captain Darks may choose the LZ of his choice...
ROFLOL...
Just when I thought thinks (and things) cannot become more confusing ... I was wrong again.
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