[Responsibility2nd]

I would Hit It, but I ain’t her pa.

Or any other blood relative.

Or looking to get an STD.

Or any number of valid reasons.

[STD]

Watch it Batch, over the years, you might be surprised about how many beauties have had some STD.

Where do you think Laz learned which tit to hit, anyway?

Ask Laz, he can't even remember Tom!