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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 02/08/2013 4:57:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Yeh....not feeling well today guys, so have at it with some random silliness.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sick; silliness
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To: ArGee
Or when someone comes into your cubicle at work and says “knock, knock!”
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posted on
02/08/2013 9:35:00 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: ArGee
"Your phone is ringing," doesn't work, because they don't ring any more. And when you're getting a lot of calls on your cell phone, can you still say the phone is "ringing off the hook"?
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posted on
02/08/2013 9:35:26 AM PST
by
Nea Wood
(When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.)
To: ArGee
83
posted on
02/08/2013 9:36:24 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: r-q-tek86
Heck— they’re liable to not even know what they are!
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posted on
02/08/2013 9:42:04 AM PST
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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posted on
02/08/2013 9:44:59 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: fidelis
86
posted on
02/08/2013 9:48:10 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: r-q-tek86
just about anytime i tried that, i’d probably get banned..
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posted on
02/08/2013 9:52:43 AM PST
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: ArGee
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, waiting outside the operating Room.
The first kid leans over and asks, ‘What are you in here for?’
The second kid says, ‘I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.’
The first kid says, ‘You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.’
The second kid then asks, ‘What are you in here for?’
The first kid says, ‘A circumcision.’
And the second kid says, ‘Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy! I had that done when I was BORN ... Couldn’t walk for a year.
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posted on
02/08/2013 9:54:50 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: Lucky9teen
89
posted on
02/08/2013 10:04:58 AM PST
by
Amigo04
To: Amigo04
Just had lunch, try it again.......
Blue Weiner
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posted on
02/08/2013 10:15:25 AM PST
by
fredhead
(I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
02/08/2013 10:20:12 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/08/2013 10:22:24 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: fredhead
I’m wearing black pants and what’s around here for lunch?
Burgers
Spaghetti
Sushi
What kind of choice is that?
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posted on
02/08/2013 10:25:36 AM PST
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: ArGee; llevrok; Lucky9teen
So, when someone gets a phone call on their cell phone, and they don't notice, what do you say to them?
"Your phone is ringing," doesn't work, because they don't ring any more.
"What chime is it?" ;^0
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posted on
02/08/2013 10:26:20 AM PST
by
brityank
(The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
To: Lucky9teen
Blue Kix!
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posted on
02/08/2013 10:27:20 AM PST
by
dragonblustar
(Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
To: Lucky9teen
96
posted on
02/08/2013 10:28:33 AM PST
by
dragonblustar
(Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
To: BenLurkin
97
posted on
02/08/2013 10:28:44 AM PST
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: Lucky9teen
98
posted on
02/08/2013 10:32:49 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: brityank
So, when someone gets a phone call on their cell phoneOr as I say to my spousal unit when her phone "rings" , "Your phone is chirping!"
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posted on
02/08/2013 10:32:52 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: brityank
"What chime is it?" ;^0 I was thinking, "Hey, Mitch, your phone is singing!"
Can that work?
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posted on
02/08/2013 10:33:08 AM PST
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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