[I cannot think of a name]

WHATEVER YOU DO, WHEN YOU GO TO SAN ANTONIO DO NOT DRINK THE WATER. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DRINK ANY WATER THERE.

(There’s nothing wrong with the water, we just don’t have any to spare.)

[morphing libertarian]

I’m from San Diego. Well be drinking from the ocean as soon as Carlsbad puts up the plant.

I’ll put a case of cal bottled water behind the third tree on the right of the Alamo for you