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Lazamataz Leaves FR! The Big Oh-P***!
My Fevered Brow | 1/31/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/30/2013 10:23:05 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: TheOldLady

I’m just teasing.


261 posted on 01/30/2013 6:04:24 PM PST by Politicalmom (Liberalism. Ideas so great they have to be mandatory.-FReeper Osage Orange)
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To: Lazamataz

Ba da boom ba da ping!


262 posted on 01/30/2013 6:05:32 PM PST by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ich bien ‘Nein’ Free Republic?


263 posted on 01/30/2013 6:05:40 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: TheOldLady
He pretended to be a little intimidated by my husband,

PRETENDED??!?

It didn’t come to fisticuffs. ;-)

That is because your husband broke through the roof of the cottage late the first night, and, dangling from a steel cable and dressed entirely in black, lowered himself to where he could cover my mouth with one hand, and, drawing his knife, held the blade to my neck with the other hand, and growled quietly "One wrong move with T.O.L. and I will finish this job."

264 posted on 01/30/2013 6:05:40 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Lazamataz

Admit it...you found it somehow...kinda hot...;)


265 posted on 01/30/2013 6:07:10 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Lazamataz; Politicalmom

Yes! I am so looking forward to the next shoot.

That is an interesting video, the Laz Theme Song! Nice.


266 posted on 01/30/2013 6:08:05 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Politicalmom

I’m just going along with your teasing, sweetie. ;-)


267 posted on 01/30/2013 6:11:51 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Norm Lenhart; Lazamataz

I must admit I’ve lost count of all the anti-FR fora over the years. How all the bitterly banned keep them straight I’ll never know.

But yes, back to the grave dancing. I must leave soon (this new job with a 1 hr 30 min commute one way is really kicking me in the keister.).

This was a great way to end the night though, thanks Laz! You remain the master!


268 posted on 01/30/2013 6:12:09 PM PST by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Lazamataz; Politicalmom; Norm Lenhart
"...and, drawing his knife, held the blade to my neck with the other hand,
and growled quietly "One wrong move with T.O.L. and I will finish this job."

So... You didn't cut yourself shaving after all! I knew it!

269 posted on 01/30/2013 6:15:14 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz

At least he didn’t pull a Braveheart on you. Those flails really sting when they cave in your skull.


270 posted on 01/30/2013 6:15:29 PM PST by Politicalmom (Liberalism. Ideas so great they have to be mandatory.-FReeper Osage Orange)
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To: Norm Lenhart; TheOldLady; Politicalmom; Darksheare; FourtySeven
Oh well...back to grave dancing....

It really IS a glorious day. A long term troll has been terminated!!!

And he accused me of becoming obsessive. He is absolutely right. I get quite obsessive, compulsive even, over trolls. I will dog them until they are died up real good.

Take this video.... remove all the boy-girl overtones......but keep the very creepy, extremely disturbing wide eyes, oddly vacant grin, and comments that reveal a very disturbed, obsessive/compulsive nature, and you have me when it comes to trolls. :)

Just remove the singing of "love me again" and replace it with "You'll get the zot... You'll get the zot... I promise you this... you'll right the lightning before..... the day, is over...."

271 posted on 01/30/2013 6:16:38 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: TheOldLady

Just checking. :p


272 posted on 01/30/2013 6:17:04 PM PST by Politicalmom (Liberalism. Ideas so great they have to be mandatory.-FReeper Osage Orange)
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To: TheOldLady; Lazamataz

It could be he’s just gone Emo on us.

If Laz proclaims a sudden love for the Cure and starts wearing women’s jeans, fishnet gloves and eyeliner...we’ll know for sure...

I wish my lawn was Emo...so it would cut itself...


273 posted on 01/30/2013 6:18:50 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Lazamataz
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274 posted on 01/30/2013 6:21:31 PM PST by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Lazamataz

I have long maintained and will go to my digital grave maintaining that all of us need to police our own ranks when they go full metal DU. Kinda hypocritical of us to expect principle and doing the right thing out of our elected pols when we let the bs slide at ground level.

The less troll BS, the faster we can get our collective feces together and accomplish something positive for the country. And if anyone has a problem with that idea, they ARE the problem I’m talking about.


275 posted on 01/30/2013 6:22:51 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Lazamataz

LOL I love that video! Alright, I must go! 5am is comin up quick. Haha

How do I log off again? :)


276 posted on 01/30/2013 6:24:55 PM PST by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Texican72; Lazamataz
Which one of you hits it first?


277 posted on 01/30/2013 6:25:41 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: FourtySeven

You gotta keep posting until the drool from your sleeping/snoring mouth clogs up the keyboard and the comp spontaneously reboots.

I usually fall asleep with my head resting sideways on the keys to minimize the problem....


278 posted on 01/30/2013 6:28:17 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Lazamataz

LOL. It’s a good thing Melas is gone because I don’t think he’d like your opus very much.


279 posted on 01/30/2013 6:28:17 PM PST by KevinB (A country that would elect Barack Obama president twice is no longer worth fighting for.)
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To: Norm Lenhart; Lazamataz

No, Laz is a very together, manly man, and not a trace of emo. And he’s right about Bryan, my husband. I tell guys to ignore his scowl, but not everyone is able to.

He has quite a scary visage when it comes to other men paying attention to me, LOL! And he’s kinda big - I love big guys - and strong.


280 posted on 01/30/2013 6:28:50 PM PST by TheOldLady
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