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Workplace pranks?
Vanity | 1-27-2013 | MtnClimber

Posted on 01/27/2013 9:19:58 PM PST by MtnClimber

I once took a coworkers phone apart and swapped the wires for column 1 and 2. He could still dial 9 for an outside line, but all calls with most numbers went to wrong numbers. Also super glued a full cup of coffee on his desk.

One that did not work on me....I left my office and my office mate thought I went to the bathroom and thought I was in a stall. He soaked a hand full of paper towels and threw them over the door and splat onto "my" head. He was laughing when he ran into the office, but not so much when he saw I was there.

One done to me when I lived in Florida, we were leaving a remote work area when the car in front of me stopped for a snake in the dirt road. I got out and saw it was a garter snake and caught it and threw it off the road. I explained that except for coral snakes in FL, all poisonous snakes were pit vipers with slit pupils. A few days later my coworkers opened the door to my office and were snickering and saying "slit pupils are not poisonous" and threw a large zip-loc baggie on my desk containing a live eastern diamond back rattlesnake they had caught that was sluggish due to cold weather. I took it far away and let it go. They got me. I was surprised!


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To: svcw

Lighten up Francis.


81 posted on 01/28/2013 6:04:19 AM PST by okkev68
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To: MtnClimber
My co-worker once put a plastic spider in my coffe mug. So I stabbed him in the face with a soldering iron.
82 posted on 01/28/2013 6:12:34 AM PST by BO Stinkss
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To: Revolting cat!

I filled the glove compartment of someone’s car with packing peanuts. Would have done the whole car if I had enough of them.


83 posted on 01/28/2013 6:14:07 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

Were I worked long ago someone filled a co-workers car up to the windows with small plastic floating ducks.


84 posted on 01/28/2013 6:28:42 AM PST by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: listenhillary

A friend of mine filled someone’s office floor to ceiling with balloons

The same person once put s Sesame Street book titled “The Bone Book” in the the medical books in the office of a Dr she was dating. That was not so much out in your face, but it was funny


85 posted on 01/28/2013 7:39:18 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Girlene
Who knew it would take so much jello!

And add this to another use for duct tape. Who knew!lol

86 posted on 01/28/2013 7:57:31 AM PST by 444Flyer (Obama killed the Twinkie, but not the terrorists in Benghazi. What's wrong with this picture?)
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To: Girlene

Darn! My picture of Jim pranking Dwight disappeared. So here’s one of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp3hY3r4yUg


87 posted on 01/28/2013 8:11:33 AM PST by 444Flyer (Obama killed the Twinkie, but not the terrorists in Benghazi. What's wrong with this picture?)
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To: MtnClimber

If you really hate someone go to the fax machine and fax a blank sheet of paper to their desk phone. Since most fax machines will keep trying to connect, the victim will get call after call after call.


88 posted on 01/28/2013 8:27:13 AM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: MtnClimber

I was working at a bar which had a piano bar, an acoustic baby grand with a handful of stools around it, a flower pot and a tip jar on top, and some pianist mediocrity behind a keyboard, one of whom at one time claimed he had played with Bill Haley’s Comets, while another, the regular guy, wore an eye patch for a time and sang “I only have an eye for you”. At closing time, everyone gone including the “artist”, we cleaned up , put things away, and I would direct the new waitress, and this only worked with her once, but we had a pretty good turnover of waitresses, I would direct her to crawl under the piano and unplug it, which she obediently attempted to do.


89 posted on 01/28/2013 11:33:59 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: KosmicKitty; a fool in paradise

Packing peanuts were invented expressly to inspire pranks. What else can you do with them once you open up and empty the package? The ones I once poured into a candy bowl, were unlike those pictured, and I remember they looked quite enticing and sweet when I opened the package containing a modem or whatever it was, so much so, that, and I kid you not, I couldn’t resist biting on one myself before getting the idea of a prank, which, by the way, worked as intended.

Because as any Packing Peanut Industry professional, or a double Ph.D in political science and government studies, who now works for the Packing Peanut Industry Association on K Street in Washington D.C. will tell you, packing peanuts come in all shapes, colors and forms.


90 posted on 01/28/2013 12:56:12 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: 444Flyer

lol, What a bunch of goobers on that show.


91 posted on 01/28/2013 3:49:47 PM PST by Girlene
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To: Revolting cat!

lol, I think you’re making up tall tales now.


92 posted on 01/28/2013 3:52:39 PM PST by Girlene
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To: Girlene

You think I’m making things up? Ask Joey! http://www.joeywelz.com/


93 posted on 01/28/2013 4:48:31 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!

So Joey Welz opened for Phil Collins - when was this? Phil Collins is still performing? I thought he had retired.....I guess not.

okay, okay, okay, I believe you.


94 posted on 01/28/2013 6:11:47 PM PST by Girlene
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To: svcw
And you think this childish behavior is funny? If I had been your manager, I would have written you up, then the next time fired you.

Exactly. Once I read a story about a guy that tore the tag off his mattress in blatant disregard of its instructions. People can be so uncivilized!

95 posted on 01/28/2013 6:26:12 PM PST by NittanyLion
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To: Girlene; a fool in paradise

Joey didn’t last long there, as it was a pretty conservative joint, and he was a wild and crazy guy, I, standing behind the bar, was his only fan in the place, and anyway, he must have been subbing for the regular guy who probably was having an eye surgery or went on a tour of dives (this happened a long time ago), a Jewish fellow, who answered to ‘Duke’, and who had an amazing ability, I thought at the time, to play the keys using only 3 fingers of each hand, I didn’t say play well, but play and get away with it. I should have asked him for lessons.

Then, (and since I started, I might as well finish), two georgeous twins were hired, well, maybe not georgeous, but my type, just out of college, having fun before getting serious and settling down, and one evening, one of the regular older career waitresses, Nancy or Mickey, I don’t remember which, they were like mothers to me then, probably long dead and buried along with Duke, only Joey and I are still rocking and rolling, so Nancy or Mickey asked me, “How come you didn’t ask Kathy to unplug the piano?” And it was something like in Tim Hardin’s famous song “The Lady Came from Baltimore”:

I was there to steal her money,
Take her rings and run.
Then I fell in love with the lady,
Got away with none.

As for Joey, he was and remains a braggart, someone who managed to survive on the peripheries of rock and roll scene for half a century, a legend in his own mind, and quite a character. He could have made himself a career in a band, or as a studio pianist, but chose to go solo, with the effects that you can find on Youtube and elsewhere, and not be terribly impressed. I’d love to make a film about him, documentary or dramatic, he really deserves it.


96 posted on 01/28/2013 6:56:28 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!
Good one ,,,,, reminded me of my high school days

My English teacher was one eyed , he'd skin a grape and replace the glass eye with the grape. He would get around people that didn't know him and pull the grape out and eat it.

97 posted on 01/28/2013 7:24:46 PM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: Revolting cat!

Worked a few construction sites over the years,,, once a few us heavy equipment operators taped a cone shaped water cup to the, head engineers, hard hat and he wore it all day. Even he had a good laugh about it .


98 posted on 01/28/2013 7:38:03 PM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: Revolting cat!

Revolting cat!, you crack me up with your stories. You must be a writer.


99 posted on 01/28/2013 7:45:03 PM PST by Girlene
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To: Girlene

Heh. Good one....


100 posted on 01/28/2013 8:07:35 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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