Posted on 01/27/2013 9:19:58 PM PST by MtnClimber
I once took a coworkers phone apart and swapped the wires for column 1 and 2. He could still dial 9 for an outside line, but all calls with most numbers went to wrong numbers. Also super glued a full cup of coffee on his desk.
One that did not work on me....I left my office and my office mate thought I went to the bathroom and thought I was in a stall. He soaked a hand full of paper towels and threw them over the door and splat onto "my" head. He was laughing when he ran into the office, but not so much when he saw I was there.
One done to me when I lived in Florida, we were leaving a remote work area when the car in front of me stopped for a snake in the dirt road. I got out and saw it was a garter snake and caught it and threw it off the road. I explained that except for coral snakes in FL, all poisonous snakes were pit vipers with slit pupils. A few days later my coworkers opened the door to my office and were snickering and saying "slit pupils are not poisonous" and threw a large zip-loc baggie on my desk containing a live eastern diamond back rattlesnake they had caught that was sluggish due to cold weather. I took it far away and let it go. They got me. I was surprised!
You would hate the pranks I did with liquid nitrogen. Funny.
Oh, yea I can see how goofing around with something that is -350F is really funny. moron
Once long ago, there was a piece of equipment that was scheduled to be moved to a warehouse, and a paper sign was taped to it with the words “TO STORAGE”.
There was a manager there who was not well liked, and he always wore a black suit.
Well, somehow that sign ended up on his back, and he walked around with it for hours. No one would tell him it was there.
Ah, memories. I had a history teacher with a glass eye. He would get up close to you and his glass eye would stare at you, and his good eye would shift rapidly from side to side. It would freak you out. He was an a*****e, all the kids hated him, and probably the other teachers did too. One day he made a nasty personal remark to me and my reply would have gotten me kicked out of school, but he didn't hear me over the laughter in the room. He was gone after one year.
One of my best joke is telling an operator that the A/C is broken, just pull a fuse, but turning the heater on in the summer time , It’s hot even when the windows are open.
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