Don't drop that box or....
... heads are gonna roll.
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To: Responsibility2nd
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’
The second, from Chicago, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.’
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.’
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.’
28 posted on
01/15/2013 10:34:37 AM PST by
llevrok
(ObamaLand - Where young people go to retire)
To: Responsibility2nd
ban the cutting knives, far too many loose heads about today
30 posted on
01/15/2013 10:36:06 AM PST by
manc
(Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
To: Responsibility2nd
shipping in some more democrat voters?
31 posted on
01/15/2013 10:36:21 AM PST by
Mr. K
(There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Igor... where are those heads?
33 posted on
01/15/2013 10:37:56 AM PST by
ILS21R
(Everything is a conspiracy. No? You're living in one.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Was Joe Biden’s one of them? We know he has no use for it.
To: Responsibility2nd
I guess someone got some head. Yeah I know weak!
36 posted on
01/15/2013 10:38:35 AM PST by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Responsibility2nd
Oh, RATS!
Wrong ones!
It WAS Chicago, so I was hoping....
38 posted on
01/15/2013 10:41:56 AM PST by
G Larry
(Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
To: Responsibility2nd
The heads.................You're looking at the heads. I, uh sometimes he goes too far, you know he's the first one to admit it!
To: Responsibility2nd
What’s that in the road ahead? No it’s more like what’s that in the road, a head?
To: Responsibility2nd
“I have no foot fettish. I’m head over heels.”, said Tom Swift
41 posted on
01/15/2013 10:45:31 AM PST by
llevrok
(ObamaLand - Where young people go to retire)
To: Responsibility2nd
They were all women and all had been raped............
42 posted on
01/15/2013 10:50:02 AM PST by
Utah Binger
(Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
To: Responsibility2nd
Smile on their faces......
43 posted on
01/15/2013 10:51:25 AM PST by
Utah Binger
(Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
To: Responsibility2nd
Afraid of a box of heads?
Problem solved:
![](http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/16/134888e6-f9a1-4328-8fd2-ea032443b8b6.jpg)
44 posted on
01/15/2013 10:52:26 AM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
"But authorities have now concluded that they were properly frozen, wrapped and tagged as human specimens."
Kinda scary. so the next shipment(s) goes through without question ?
Now, which countries will have heads to spare ? and there's always more where they came from ?
45 posted on
01/15/2013 10:55:20 AM PST by
stylin19a
(Obama - Fredo smart)
To: Responsibility2nd
"But authorities have now concluded that they were properly frozen, wrapped and tagged as human specimens."
Kinda scary. so the next shipment(s) goes through without question ?
Now, which countries will have heads to spare ? and there's always more where they came from ?
46 posted on
01/15/2013 10:55:34 AM PST by
stylin19a
(Obama - Fredo smart)
To: Responsibility2nd
Concerned onlookers reported Brad Pitt rushing through the airport moaning......"Awwwwwwwwww, what's in the box?"
47 posted on
01/15/2013 11:03:18 AM PST by
liberalh8ter
(If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
To: Responsibility2nd
Sad thing is that those Dead Heads will all be voting Dem in 2014 and 2016
To: Responsibility2nd
54 posted on
01/15/2013 11:14:56 AM PST by
PGR88
To: Responsibility2nd
Probably, some Amish 'scientists' importing Jacob-Kreutzfeld Disease into the USA. Meanwhile, in Washington DC, the media's losing it's head over the prospect of Wednesday's illegal gun ban via Executive Oder. All sales are final, there's no stopping the Imperial Islamic Presidency.
They are just gushing over at MSNBC over how clever Zero's strategy complete with hundreds of little children. Already hailed a brilliant assassination proof photo-op for Dear Leader's introduction of the American Police State.
57 posted on
01/15/2013 11:37:55 AM PST by
STD
( People say 'It's as plain as the nose on your face' but none of us can see theirs!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Probably, some Amish 'scientists' importing Jacob-Kreutzfeld Disease into the USA. Meanwhile, in Washington DC, the media's losing it's head over the prospect of Wednesday's illegal gun ban via Executive Oder. All sales are final, there's no stopping the Imperial Islamic Presidency.
They are just gushing over at MSNBC over how clever Zero's strategy complete with hundreds of little children. Already hailed a brilliant assassination proof photo-op for Dear Leader's introduction of the American Police State.
58 posted on
01/15/2013 11:37:55 AM PST by
STD
( People say 'It's as plain as the nose on your face' but none of us can see theirs!)
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