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Don't drop that box or....

... heads are gonna roll.

1 posted on 01/15/2013 10:19:37 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’

The second, from Chicago, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.’

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.’

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.’


28 posted on 01/15/2013 10:34:37 AM PST by llevrok (ObamaLand - Where young people go to retire)
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ban the cutting knives, far too many loose heads about today


30 posted on 01/15/2013 10:36:06 AM PST by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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shipping in some more democrat voters?


31 posted on 01/15/2013 10:36:21 AM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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Igor... where are those heads?


33 posted on 01/15/2013 10:37:56 AM PST by ILS21R (Everything is a conspiracy. No? You're living in one.)
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Was Joe Biden’s one of them? We know he has no use for it.


34 posted on 01/15/2013 10:38:31 AM PST by rex regnum insanit (falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus)
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I guess someone got some head. Yeah I know weak!


36 posted on 01/15/2013 10:38:35 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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Oh, RATS!

Wrong ones!

It WAS Chicago, so I was hoping....


38 posted on 01/15/2013 10:41:56 AM PST by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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The heads.................You're looking at the heads. I, uh – sometimes he goes too far, you know – he's the first one to admit it!
39 posted on 01/15/2013 10:43:40 AM PST by Electric Graffiti (STERILIZE OBAMA VOTERS)
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What’s that in the road ahead? No it’s more like what’s that in the road, a head?


40 posted on 01/15/2013 10:44:23 AM PST by rex regnum insanit (falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus)
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“I have no foot fettish. I’m head over heels.”, said Tom Swift


41 posted on 01/15/2013 10:45:31 AM PST by llevrok (ObamaLand - Where young people go to retire)
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They were all women and all had been raped............


42 posted on 01/15/2013 10:50:02 AM PST by Utah Binger (Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
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Smile on their faces......


43 posted on 01/15/2013 10:51:25 AM PST by Utah Binger (Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
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Afraid of a box of heads?

 

Problem solved:


44 posted on 01/15/2013 10:52:26 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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"But authorities have now concluded that they were properly frozen, wrapped and tagged as human specimens."

Kinda scary. so the next shipment(s) goes through without question ?

Now, which countries will have heads to spare ? and there's always more where they came from ?
45 posted on 01/15/2013 10:55:20 AM PST by stylin19a (Obama - Fredo smart)
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"But authorities have now concluded that they were properly frozen, wrapped and tagged as human specimens."

Kinda scary. so the next shipment(s) goes through without question ?

Now, which countries will have heads to spare ? and there's always more where they came from ?
46 posted on 01/15/2013 10:55:34 AM PST by stylin19a (Obama - Fredo smart)
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Concerned onlookers reported Brad Pitt rushing through the airport moaning......"Awwwwwwwwww, what's in the box?"
47 posted on 01/15/2013 11:03:18 AM PST by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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Sad thing is that those Dead Heads will all be voting Dem in 2014 and 2016


48 posted on 01/15/2013 11:03:22 AM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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54 posted on 01/15/2013 11:14:56 AM PST by PGR88
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Probably, some Amish 'scientists' importing Jacob-Kreutzfeld Disease into the USA. Meanwhile, in Washington DC, the media's losing it's head over the prospect of Wednesday's illegal gun ban via Executive Oder. All sales are final, there's no stopping the Imperial Islamic Presidency.

They are just gushing over at MSNBC over how clever Zero's strategy complete with hundreds of little children. Already hailed a brilliant assassination proof photo-op for Dear Leader's introduction of the American Police State.

57 posted on 01/15/2013 11:37:55 AM PST by STD ( People say 'It's as plain as the nose on your face' but none of us can see theirs!)
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Probably, some Amish 'scientists' importing Jacob-Kreutzfeld Disease into the USA. Meanwhile, in Washington DC, the media's losing it's head over the prospect of Wednesday's illegal gun ban via Executive Oder. All sales are final, there's no stopping the Imperial Islamic Presidency.

They are just gushing over at MSNBC over how clever Zero's strategy complete with hundreds of little children. Already hailed a brilliant assassination proof photo-op for Dear Leader's introduction of the American Police State.

58 posted on 01/15/2013 11:37:55 AM PST by STD ( People say 'It's as plain as the nose on your face' but none of us can see theirs!)
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