Now No. 3 in Scientology, Tom Cruise thinks he’s on planet to vanquish aliens

New York Post ^ | January 13, 2013 | MAUREEN CALLAHAN

[greyfoxx39]

Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

You are correct. However, this clown influences millions. Lord help us!

[Venturer]

He is as crazy as a toilet rat.

If he is number 3 it shows what a dipstick cult Scientology is.

You have to be a few bricks short of a load to belong to this crazed cult.

However it is one step above being a Muslim.

[Astronaut]

So Cruise is a top guy at Scientology. Is John Travolta right under him? Or is it the other way around?

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Tom Cruise spent his formative years in Hollywood vulnerable to those who preyed on adolescent males. That might explain a lot of his problems.

[null and void]

Are non scientoligists the aliens?

No.

Wogs.

[null and void]

Are there any poor Scientologists?

Yes. Lots.

Normal churches only ask for at most a 10% tithe.

Scientology wants it all, or as close as they can get.

[null and void]

So Cruise is a top guy at Scientology. Is John Travolta right under him? Or is it the other way around?

I am not going to get sucked into that discussion...

[greyfoxx39]

Doesn’t the NYP come under the normal excerpt rule of the limit of 300 words? I had the excerpt box clicked. Why the edit? Just wondering.

[Moltke]

And here I thought he spends his time packing fudge...a fudgepacker (as per South Park).

Anyway, a thumbnail biography of the late L. Ron Hubbard:

Hubbard Bio at the Rotten.com Library

BTW, Google will not show this page even if you enter the exact search terms...hmmm...

[shibumi]

"It’s pretty clear by now that Tom Cruise is an alien. The only question is what planet?"

It's the Planet Spengo.

This is the tribe Cruise is from -

(Their Secret Weapons are Rocks and Intelligence.)

[Nifster]

and a drunk to boot

[shibumi]

"I am not going to get sucked into that discussion..."

Speaking of getting sucked into a discussion ...

[Nifster]

Apparently you haven’t read enough. Scientology is one down right scary, murdering cult that sucks people in and destroys their lives. It is NOTHING like joining a lodge.

Your ignorance allows you to minimize the actual danger that this group poses

[Hacksaw]

What’s funny is that I read a lot of SF, and I’ve read more that a few books that take a large dig at Hubbard. Greg Bear’s “Heads” deals with a cult who tried to set up a colony on IO (that was quickly snuffed by a sulfer volcano, lol) and Larry Niven deals with a SF author who was sent to Hell for inventing his own religion in Niven’s adaptation of The Inferno.

[Labyrinthos]

BTW, Google will not show this page even if you enter the exact search terms...hmmm...

I found the web page on Google by simply typing in "rotten hubbard." The exact search terms also works.

[Jmouse007]

"It is Chubby Rain becoming reality (Bowfinger movie reference)."

Love that movie, it is a real treat. Paranoid Edie Murphy and his dufus brother along with Steve Martin the "director"...

"Thisss is AWESSOME man!" (said with big grin from Edie Murphy with braces on as he looks directly into the camera which is a big no, no).

"It was CHUBBY RAIN!"

[svcw]

I am proud to say my husband and I are on their enemies list, going on 35 years now.
Even checked at the local ST office the other day, they were ever so nice until they asked me my name, typed into the computer...........then suddenly they had meetings to attend.
‘-)

[greyfoxx39]

I am proud to say my husband and I are on their enemies list, going on 35 years now.

Just another arrow in your "anti cult" quiver, huh?

[Graybeard58]

Look at another scientologist, Kirstie Ally. She achieved the level of OT

At what level is Greta Van Sustrend?

[Yaelle]

So Cruise is a top guy at Scientology. Is John Travolta right under him? Or is it the other way around?

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If you massage those facts, all kinds of incriminating evidence pop up.