[bgill]

Uh, where does a naked drunk country singer carry?

[Hardraade]

Depends on what gun, I suppose...

[USNBandit]

Sounds like the makings of a pretty good country song, “Tonight I found rock bottom. Has anybody seen my pants?”

[Liberty Valance]

I’m guessing this is Randy’s ‘George Jones’ phase.
Hope he lives thru it. He’s got a great voice for country.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuL8g2Szse0
Randy Travis - A Better Class Of Losers Suits Me Fine

[Farmer Dean]

I dunno,but his mugshot was the best ever.I never thought anybody could beat Nick Nolte.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

A twenty-year old drunk is a wildman.

A forty-year old drunk is just a drunk.

A sixty-year old drunk is just sad.

[Revolting cat!]

Randy should of gone back to the Better Class of Losers!

[a fool in paradise]

Uh, where does a naked drunk country singer carry?

"This is my rife; this is my gun..."

[a fool in paradise]

Uh, where does a naked drunk country singer carry?

Naked Cowboy PING

[GeronL]

Celebutards behaving badly

[Figment]

in his “prison wallet”