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To: qam1

two out of three, too bad about the balding though.

what if i wear a hat?


35 posted on 01/11/2013 6:04:13 PM PST by RitchieAprile (the obstreperous gentleman..)
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To: RitchieAprile

“two out of three, too bad about the balding though.

what if i wear a hat?”

Women ‘in-the-know’ are aware of the great advantage to baldness and will gravitate toward you.

When a man with a gull head of hair teasesme about my bald head, this is my response: “You’re just jealous because you know that my body makes a lot more testosterone than yours does!” That usually shuts them up.

When women tease me about being bald I then clue them in to the above. They turn 48 shades of red then smile with a gleam in their eyes.


89 posted on 01/11/2013 6:44:17 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Learn three chords and you, too, can be a Rock Star!)
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