“two out of three, too bad about the balding though.
what if i wear a hat?”
Women ‘in-the-know’ are aware of the great advantage to baldness and will gravitate toward you.
When a man with a gull head of hair teasesme about my bald head, this is my response: “You’re just jealous because you know that my body makes a lot more testosterone than yours does!” That usually shuts them up.
When women tease me about being bald I then clue them in to the above. They turn 48 shades of red then smile with a gleam in their eyes.
The Husband Store
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Ah...as my bald son-in-law once said, “God doesn’t put marble tops on cheap furniture”.....
I was thinking about why it’s almost impossible to have the “traditional” marriage of our parents. It’s not necessarily feminism, but necessity that has a woman/mother out working full time. I’m in my 60’s and my dad worked and supported my mom and 4 kiddos. But then, the income tax rate was about 10%. With all the taxes pushed on us nowadays, the average family’s tax burden is around 50% (state, federal, gas, sales tax, property tax, etc., etc.) That loss of income almost always requires another breadwinner in the home -—
I don’t see us going backward —the man who ears enough nowadays to support a family is too damned scared to try marriage without a pre-nup —so we have all these factors that are working together to destroy the traditional family.
Pat
>>> “When women tease me about being bald I then clue them in to the above. They turn 48 shades of red then smile with a gleam in their eyes.”
You could say it’s from doing U-turns under the sheets.