[JRandomFreeper]

I’ll just find a woman who hates me and give her half my stuff.

I did that 3 times. Then I did some math.... ;)

/johnny

[Verginius Rufus]

The late Lewis Grizzard said something similar after his fourth divorce: "The next time I feel like getting married, I'll just find a woman I can't stand and buy her a house."

But he married for the fifth time shortly before the operation which he did not survive.

[Slings and Arrows]

Exponential decay’s a real b*tch...

[You can figure out the punchline.]